Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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