when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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