Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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