that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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