Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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