why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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