Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
