i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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