And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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