you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She needs sedatives and a leash
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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