Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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