you guys were way drunker than both of me
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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