i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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