I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She even gives head with a lisp.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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