Duck Duck Cougar?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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