i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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