it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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