My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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