you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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