Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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