ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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