We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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