3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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