why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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