Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
