she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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