I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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