the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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