Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
my sisters under your porch take her home
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you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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