And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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