Who did Billy Mays play for?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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