Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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