There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm always down for nudity.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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