I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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