The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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