Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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