how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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