You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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