Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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