found the other keg... it's in the tree
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Threesome in a minivan. New low
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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