Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
