i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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