You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
are you so shy because you have an std?
is wine microwaveable?
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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