i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
All I want is dick and wine.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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