Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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