We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
What drink are we having for lunch?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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