Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We are all done wearing pants today
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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