bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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