If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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