theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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