All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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