my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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